Kurwan Commonwealth of Ordnungstadt

Kurwan Commonwealth of OrdnungstadtOrdnung ohne Autismus
Local Languages English, German
Demonyn Ordnungstadtian
Leader FordTempo
Government Dictatorship
Establishment June 26, 2011
Population 4 permanent residents, plenty of holiday homes

Ordnungstadt is a somewhat-free city state near Giant Cube Station and Kurwa. It serves as a slightly smaller version of Kurwa, while still offering the order that potential settlers of the city of Kurwa would expect. For one thing, it's led by only one autist as opposed to four or five autists.

Much like every other startup shithole town on the server, Ordnungstadt may seem like a ghost town at most times of the day. However, its distance from Perkele keeps out the shitty builders and griefers that would much rather fuck up towns like Londonabad and those other dumps which are not worth visiting.

Ordnungstadt can be accessed via the Berndtown → Kurwa rail or on foot via the Faggotry Server Memorial Tunnel from Southeast Kurwa. In Ordnungstadt you will find several public buildings such as Ordnungstadt Pub, the Commieblock Public Housing, Lagerhaus, and bathing houses for swimming in the Lagoon of Ordnung. Also a bakery with public ovens. Several watchtowers are located in cool places but theres really nothing to watch. You can shoot arrows down at creepers I guess.

Ordnung Heights

Ordnung Heights is a small subdivision just to the south of Ordnungstadt, which was built by Kurwazinho. It's a bit less Ordnung-y than Ordnungstadt, yet still has some neat land parcels.

Incorporation

Ordnungstadt was founded in late June by longtime /int/ Minecrafter FordTempo after a long absence from the server. Many folks on the server had no idea that he was a mod upon logging in, but whatever. Residents of Ordnungstadt refer to him as the HNIC (Head Nigga In Charge).

Annexation of the city

Due to the fact that Kurwa loves Ordnung and the fact that Ordnungstadt is so close to the city of Kurwa, Kurwan officials fancied having Ordnungstadt as a part of its territory. However, FordTempo would not accept such actions without getting something in return. So he asked v1adimirr to build a wall around the town, since v1adimirr stated that he likes building walls.

1- No sprite art
2- No Statues
3- Keep your structure in the lot you have chosen
4- No giant (or little) cubes of cobble and/or dirt
5- Make it look nice
6- FordTempo reserves the right to modify any structure built within the city

Fun fact: towers are encouraged!

Brot3, FordTempo, Kurwazhino, zezizzebezt, AlphaBernd, CA Bastard, Mr. Kittens, Marduk

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