ZOG Republic
Thar be Jews. Jew mad?
| Zionist Occupation Government of East Perkele | |
|---|---|
| Capital | TBD |
| Official Languages | English Hebrew |
| Demonyn | Juden |
| Government | God Fearing Theocracy |
| Leader | Arch Rabbi TNball |
| Establishment | 30 June 2011 |
| Population | 1, many goats though |
| Abbreviation | ZOG |
| Military | JIDF |
History
Founding
TNball parted the sea east of Perkele to settle in the promised land. They're may have been brown people there first, but we removed them from the premises.
Initial Constructions
Fort TNball was completed last Tuesday and the Bydlo Motel recently opened.
Geography
It is east of Pekele and west of Eastlandia, across the Jew Mad Bridge. Major landmarks consist of Dem Waterfalls and Mount Afterwind.
Politics
You must be circumcised to take part in politics. Also Kurwa is our puppet, infa 100%.
Economy
Chief exports consist of stone and sum hard wood. And gold, but that is restricted to fellow Juden. Also we have lots of TNT in case mudslims get antsy.
Culture
Culture consists of Penis mutilation, beating sheep to death, constructing nuclear weapons out of TNT, gold hoarding, going to synagogue, and asshatery.