I declared war on you and you ran away in fear. I am declaring myself the true leader of Breshik.

The death of Breshik would be another step towards a world without borders, and I will ensure that Breshik will not stand in the way of this honourable goal. If I was made King of Breshik, I would first pas a law banning slavery because slavery is oppression and Breshik is a disgusting slave state, and then I would dissolve the Kingdom of Breshik because laws are oppression too, and anarchism is the only answer.

I would free the peasants and workers of Breshik, long oppressed by aristocrats forcing their will on them without any legitimacy whatsoever; they would become citizens of the world, not dehumanised subjects of the construct of a narcissistic tyrant.

The land would be free for all to settle, and there would be daily protest marches in the streets of Nova Avence, decrying a variety of issues such as the ongoing occupation of the free world territory commonly called “West West Battkhortostan” by Battkhorti fascists, the backwards conservatism of “te3” (for those narrow-minded idiots who wish to believe in a magical Bavarian in the mountains who runs the world on a machine) who denies playe4rs the right to a fresh start where everyone would be equal, or the skin privilege of people who support capitalism.

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