The Fourteen Coals of Battkhortia

Twelve of the Fourteen Coals of Battkhortia on display in Voelhaven.

The Fourteen Coals of Battkhortia are a treasure of Battkhortostan. They were stolen from Killer_Chris's house by P_P_A, and are currently in the possession of Nieuw Walschor.

On the night of the 18th January 2013, P_P_A infiltrated Al-Iskandariya in search of the relics of the House de Battkhort, in order to retrieve Shakomatic's minecart which had been robbed during Operation Enduring Freedom. Though he failed his objective, he discovered an unprotected furnace in the manor of K_Chris containing fourteen pieces of coal, which he seized as a trophy.

[23:31:43] <autism> <P_P_A> Oh hey, an unprotected furnace
[23:31:50] <autism> <P_P_A> Should I make stealings of 14 Coal
[23:31:56] <autism> <Shakomatic> YES
[23:32:02] <autism> <P_P_A> HAHAHA

Upon his safe return, P_P_A put the Fourteen Coals on display in the town hall of Voelhaven.

When Sikandar learned of the Coals' theft, he responded with death threats towards P_P_A. This provoked Killer_Chris to protest against his “aggressive actions towards the docile breshik” and “authoritarian national communism”, leading to the proclamation of the United States of Western Battkhortia. In recognition of Killer_Chris's loyalty to Breshik, P_P_A has announced to return the Fourteen Coals to Western Battkhortia. The ceremony is scheduled for this evening.