Battkhortostan Islamic Revolutionary Socialist Soviet RepublicБаттхортостанская Революционная Исламская Социалистическая Советская Республика
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Anthem	Hymn of Butthurt
Capital	Gribigrad
Official Languages	Battkhortuoguese, English, Estonian, Russian
Demonyn	Battkhorti, Battkhortian, Battkhortstani, Battkhortostani
Government	Colonial Government
Ideology	Nationalistic Communism
Leader(s)	Triumvirate, Battkhortostan National-Bolshevik Party, Colonial Administration
Establishment	September 22nd, 2011
Population	4 so far
Abbreviation	Batt.x, BX

Because Alpha likes to see us futilely waste our time we have to make a new article. This page will be cleaned up along with some older pages as I get more time.

See the old Battkhortostan page for pre-1.8 history.

Battkhortostan on the current map was founded by Killer_Chris and mazznoff by the construction of a small dirt fort not far from what would become Gribigrad.

Gribigrad is the nation's current capital, located in the heart of a valley known as Polnaja around x: 220, z: 520. It is built entirely out of mushrooms and subsurface constructions. Founding of the town has created some friction with the Republic of Coenstad, who view the valley as a holy place.

• Novobattkhortsk: to be the nations capital post-1.9
• Govnolinsk: an outlying village post-1.9
• Pizdipidorovsk: an outlying village post-1.9