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+====== The Phon Coast ======
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-^    //**The Phon Coast**//////     ^^
+^    //**The Phon Coast**//     ^^
-| Official Language | English |
+|  {{ geography:landmarks:magic_squid.png?direct&300 |}}  ||
+| Local Languages | English\\ Niggerish |
+| Demonyn | Phonian |
 | Government | Anarchy |
-| Leader | Gankutsuou |
+| Leader | None |
-| Establishment | 22-09-2011 |
+| Establishment | September 2011 |
-| Population | 2~3 |
+| Population | 3 |
+| Abbreviation | Phon |
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-====== Phon Coast ======
-Scenic land featuring a large ocean as well as high cliffs and a lake surrounded almost entirely by mountains.
+Tiny ass area nobody gives a shit about. Not mentioned on any maps outside of places in the Cape Province.
-==== Geofront ====
+Coordinates are x:119, z:-213
-Gank plans to build an underground fotress in the adjacent ocean, and keep a small castle on the coast for facilities impratical underground.
+===== History =====
+=== Founding ===
+Starving like a nigger in a dirt hut, Gankutsuou waited for day until he set out forward to find the promised land.
+Traversing the mountain valleys, slaughtering pigs, he stumbled upon the coast, with an amazing island in the bay, and high cliffs all around. So came to be the land of Phon. Then arrived Kopfjaegar, who built along the cliff, then mrdesa atop the mountain. ijs arrived at some point or another, but his land would never really be Phon due to his strange nature.
+=== Future ===
+Gank has major plans for an imprenatrable subterranean fortress in a secret location accessible only from Phon. There will lie the command center for his solo or group military conquests.
+===== Landmarks and Surroundings =====
+Lake Hylia, the majestic body of water surrounded by mountains on nearly all sides serves as the area's main landmark. There lies a large bridge across the cliff leading to the lake connecting mrdesa and ijs's land together.  The mountains themselves, the Mosphoran Highwastes, also have very large spaces of flatgrass that make the climb well worth it.
+===== Economy =====
+The area used to have a sizable forest just beyond its boundaries before Gank decimated it all. Thus, wood has become a potential economic strongpoint.
+===== Local Life and Issues =====
+Few monsters exist in Phon due to the watery nature of the terrain and because of the considerable torch defense set up in the main bay to prevent spawning. Any creations are most likely to be protected from Ender-griefing because of this. Packs of sheep occasionaly spawn in the bay and ocean, quickly devoured into Gank's hoarde. The most interesting life is the now-ascended God-creature, the Space Squid. The leader now worships it and plans to build a temple in the depths of Lake Hylia in its honor, and force the other residents to sacrifice their animals in 1.9 to it.
+===== Local Gov't/Representation =====
+Gank might build a tourism booth in Kurwa or another city someday, but any legitimate government would probably not work due to the lack of political interest between residents.
+===== Notable Residents =====
+Kopfjaegar lives atop a cliff overlooking the ocean, in a house difficult to enter due to the bizarre
+iron door without any switches. Anyone wanting to see him will have to climb over the trees planted right next to the cobble walls. Anyone wanting to leave will have to jump off the cliff at their own risk. Rarely seen.
+mrdesa lives on the huge mountain range with ijs, with an iron fenced compound and a bridge across the chasm of lake hylia to ijs's mountain. A waterfall in front of Gank's island serves to conceal the ladder leading from Phon proper to mrdesa's Mountaintop Settlement.