https://dev-urandom.eu/ Sat, 04 Apr 2026 01:21:19 +0000 FeedCreator 1.8 https://dev-urandom.eu/_media/wiki:favicon.ico https://dev-urandom.eu/ https://dev-urandom.eu/history:beta_17:battles:battle_of_brandenburg?rev=1604804537&do=diff Battle of Brandenburg Gate Battle of Brandenburg Gate Dates June 21, 2011 Location Brandenburg Gate, Eisen District, Kurwa Result Decisive Battkhortostani victory Adoption of Rules of Engagement Belligerents [flag] Council State of Kurwa * caBastard [flag] Westwards Isles * Lord_Uxbridge [flag] Battkhortostan * Sikandar Strength 5 3 Loses anonymous@undisclosed.example.com (Anonymous) history:beta_17:battles Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:02:17 +0000 https://dev-urandom.eu/history:beta_17:battles:black_hills_expedition?rev=1604804537&do=diff Black Hills Expedition Preludes After a series of costly losses, and the recent succesful raiding of several high value tools and materials, Breshik decided upon a more forceful expansion into Lakota territory. Previously the long term plan was to leap frog outward bases into Lakota territory from the connecting land bridge, creating a strong enough presence to overwhelm the previously nomadic tribes entirely. However, with the increasing premium incurred by undefended builders, Shakomatic com… anonymous@undisclosed.example.com (Anonymous) history:beta_17:battles Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:02:17 +0000 https://dev-urandom.eu/history:beta_17:battles:finnish_genocide?rev=1604804537&do=diff The Finnish Genocide The genocide began on 07-07-2011 when a one man army beat back the Mongol invasion of Kurwa, as they had barely left the train station. Later that day came The Great Banhammer in which several Finns were removed from the premises permanently for breaking stuff and being dicks. anonymous@undisclosed.example.com (Anonymous) history:beta_17:battles Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:02:17 +0000 https://dev-urandom.eu/history:beta_17:battles:first_lakota_war?rev=1604804537&do=diff First Lakota War A war between the Breshikans and Lakota over the Breshikan settlement of Lakota ancestral lands. Conclusion of Conflict The War ended with the creation of the Lakota state and a diplomatic crisis between Breshik and Kurwa. anonymous@undisclosed.example.com (Anonymous) history:beta_17:battles Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:02:17 +0000 https://dev-urandom.eu/history:beta_17:battles:foreign_intervention_against_breshik?rev=1604804537&do=diff War officially declared to be legal on 9/18/11 Foreign Intervention Against Breshik Agression War of Breshik Agression Dates September 13 2011 - September 14 2011 Resumed September 18 2011 - September 19 2011 Location Alpha Nations Complex, anonymous@undisclosed.example.com (Anonymous) history:beta_17:battles Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:02:17 +0000 https://dev-urandom.eu/history:beta_17:battles:june14thnevarforget?rev=1604804537&do=diff June 14th Riots Riots for the replacement of absent of certain council members and for bringing democracy. It resulted in extreme butthurt and exile of several Kurwans and the birth of Battkhortostan. See Kurwa's history paragraph on the riots for more information. anonymous@undisclosed.example.com (Anonymous) history:beta_17:battles Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:02:17 +0000 https://dev-urandom.eu/history:beta_17:battles:raid_of_bremen?rev=1604804537&do=diff Raid of Bremen Shitfest On the 14th of August, Mazznoff was visiting the settlement of Freie Hansestadt Bremen and he accidentaly hit BremenBernd and Kopfjaegar causing them him to defend theirselveshimself and killing Mazznoff. This caused some arguing through the chat, and people started asking if there was a battle going on. Eventually random people started to warp via the warp room to Bremen and the shitfest was ready to begin anonymous@undisclosed.example.com (Anonymous) history:beta_17:battles Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:02:17 +0000 https://dev-urandom.eu/history:beta_17:battles:siege_of_karak_sakor?rev=1604804537&do=diff The Three Hours' War With the arrival of Breshik and its leader, Shakomatic, many users on the server were disgruntled, perceiving Shakomatic's enthusiastic nationalism for arrogance. A great number of battles were fought between the Lakota and Breshik after they adopted a Cowboys and Indiands theme between the two of them. anonymous@undisclosed.example.com (Anonymous) history:beta_17:battles Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:02:17 +0000 https://dev-urandom.eu/history:beta_17:battles:strife_at_karak_sakor?rev=1604804537&do=diff Strife at Karak Sakor “What you need to do is get the fuck out. You're both getting in my way and should leave while I finish this. -Tocktact to all nearby dwarves, moments before being ambushed Preludes After the Lakota cease fire, King Shakomatic of the Dwarves declared the eastern island, then split to the north and south as Krieg Island, to be Breshik territory, as originally claimed from Kurwa before the discovery of the Lakota. This provoked the Lakota, which had grown into an agraria… anonymous@undisclosed.example.com (Anonymous) history:beta_17:battles Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:02:17 +0000 https://dev-urandom.eu/history:beta_17:battles:war_of_attrition?rev=1604804537&do=diff The War of AttritionPart of the jogiff Conflict Dates 9-9-11 Location Hamburg Result Shina victory Belligerents Shina Hamburg Leaders and Commanders jogiff SurgeReaper Shuji Strength 1 2 Loses ~15 ~15 The War of Attrition anonymous@undisclosed.example.com (Anonymous) history:beta_17:battles Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:02:17 +0000