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| - | ^ //**The Great Minecraft Crusade**// ^ ^ | + | ^ //**Templar Conflict**// ^^ |
| - | | {{ :battles:2011-12-21_19.28.41.png?300 |}} \\ || //Coalition Memorial Site// | | + | | {{ :battles:2011-12-21_19.28.41.png?300 |}} \\ //Coallition Memorial Site// || |
| - | | Dates | 12/21/2011 | | + | | Dates | 12/21/2011 | |
| - | | Location | Near Isla De Brevik | | + | | Location| Near Isla De Brevik | |
| - | | Result | Battkhortostan-Nova Kurwa surrenders.\\ Templar victory. \\ Ban of Sikandar, YugoTexas <del>and Rushkaball</del>. | | + | | Result | Battkhortostan-Nova Kurwa surrenders.\\ Templar victory. \\ Ban of Sikandar, YugoTexas and Rushkaball. | |
| - | ^ Belligerents | | | + | ^ Belligerents || |
| - | | {{:nations:kurwa:kurwaflagduetovladimirrbitching.png?22|Flag}} Nova Kurwa \\ {{:nations:battx4:battkhortostanflag.png??22|Flag}} Battkhortostan \\ {{:battles:imagesasd.jpg?22|Flag}} Mexico (indirect support) | {{:battles:breivik.png??22|Flag}} Templar Order of St. Breivik | | + | | {{:nations:battx4:battkhortostanflag.png??22|Flag}} Battkhortostan | {{:battles:breivik.png??22|Flag}} Templar Order of St. Breivik | |
| - | ^ Leaders and Commanders | | | + | ^ Leaders and Commanders || |
| - | | {{:nations:kurwa:kurwaflagduetovladimirrbitching.png?22|Flag}} YugoTexas\\ {{:nations:battx4:battkhortostanflag.png??22|Flag}} Sikandar \\ {{:battles:imagesasd.jpg?22|Flag}} caBst | {{:battles:breivik.png??22|Flag}} Rushkaball | | + | | {{:nations:battx4:battkhortostanflag.png??22|Flag}} Sikandar | {{:battles:breivik.png??22|Flag}} Rushkaball | |
| - | ^ Strength | | | + | ^ Strength || |
| - | | 5 | 3 | | + | | 5 | 3 | |
| - | ^ Loses | | | + | ^ Loses || |
| - | | 4 K.I.A.\\ 1 surrendered | 2 K.I.A. | | + | | 4 K.I.A.\\ 1 surrendered | 2 K.I.A. | |
| </WRAP> | </WRAP> | ||
| ======The Templar War====== | ======The Templar War====== | ||
| - | The Templar war is an ongoing conflict between [[people:rushkaball|Rushkaball]]'s [[orders:knights_templar|Templar Order]] against <del>all the people he has insulted over the last week since his return</del> Cultural-Marxist traitors, who want to turn cosy /int/ MC server into a multi-kulti shithole. | + | The Templar war is an ongoing conflict between [[people:rushkaball|Rushkaball]]'s [[history:beta_18:orders:knights_templar|Templar Order]] against... all the people he has insulted over the last week since his return. |
| ===== Background ===== | ===== Background ===== | ||
| - | The war started over [[people:rushkaball|Rushkaball]] recruiting one of YugoTexas' favorite <del>citizens</del> minions (by the thoughts of YugoTexas), then promptly sending him to murder <del>a vocal member of the G.A.M.</del> a Cultural-Marxist individual, which immidately invoked <del>outrage</del> greed for precious metals <del>by them</del> by YugoTexas, who demanded 64 iron from Rushkaball for the peace, after Rushka's denial, YugoTexas responded by banning all membership in the Templars <del>to prevent them being dragged into a war by their recruitment</del> to get some iron ingots from Knights Templar for not waging a war, which resulted constant <del>aggressive</del> objective comments from [[people:rushkaball|Rushkaball]] to <del>Nova Kurwa over</del> YugoTexas<del>' leadership</del>, to [[nations:battx4|Battkhortostan's]] left-wing stand and to a planned conspiracy from the <del>Order to start a conflict between the [[nations:the_tri-isles|Great Pan-Asian Meritocracy of the Tri-Isles]] and the [[nations:nova_kurwa|State of Nova Kurwa]].</del> YugoTexas to get some precious Iron Ingots for free. | + | The war started over [[people:rushkaball|Rushkaball]] recruiting one of YugoTexas' favorite citizens, then promptly sending him to murder a vocal member of the G.A.M., which immidately invoked outrage in both of them. After watching this, YugoTexas responded by banning all Kurwan citizens from membership in the Templars to prevent them being dragged into a war by their recruitment, which resulted in constant aggressive comments rom [[people:rushkaball|Rushkaball]] to Nova Kurwa over YugoTexas' leadership, to [[history:beta_18:nations:battx4|Battkhortostan's]] left-wing and Islamic political stance, and to a planned conspiracy from the Order to start a conflict between the [[history:beta_18:nations:the_tri-isles|Great Pan-Asian Meritocracy of the Tri-Isles]] and the [[history:beta_18:nations:nova_kurwa|State of Nova Kurwa]]. |
| - | The <del>Kurwans</del> tyrant ruler of Kurwa YugoTexas immediately formed a coallition with Battkhortostan and the G.A.M. but the last one didn't participate in the war due to being abscent during the main event. | + | Battkhortostan, after being guaranteed that the Order would be made to pay debts if they lost, declared war on the Order, and Kurwan and GAM citizens joined Battkhortostan as mercenaries and volunteers. |
| The shitstorm was already deployed. | The shitstorm was already deployed. | ||
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| ===== Before The Battle ===== | ===== Before The Battle ===== | ||
| - | On request of Rushkaball, YugoTexas called AlphaBernd to solve some issues about the problem. After taking a sight on the chat, AlphaBernd immediately got pissed off for not getting laid over the shitstorm and acussed YugoTexas of starting it. | + | On request of Rushkaball, YugoTexas called AlphaBernd to solve some issues about the problem. After taking a sight at the chat and attempting to arbitrate, AlphaBernd immediately got pissed off when it turned out he would not be getting laid due to involvement in moderating the shitstorm and acused YugoTexas of starting it. |
| Many discussion were had, and the idea of a war not happening over AlphaBernd's veto was possible. But after an almost constant hour of fighting, AlphaBernd let the war happen under some conditions I really don't give a shit about, so I'm not writing them down. | Many discussion were had, and the idea of a war not happening over AlphaBernd's veto was possible. But after an almost constant hour of fighting, AlphaBernd let the war happen under some conditions I really don't give a shit about, so I'm not writing them down. | ||
| - | The belligerent sides prepared, and Sikandar called [[people:cabastard|a Mexican mod]] to moderate the battle. The moderator accepted, and as requested he took the soldiers to a neutral battlefield near Isla de Breivik that consisted of 3 virgin and deserted islands. The coallition was places in the smallest one, where they armed a fort, and the Templar in the most ample one, where they wandered arround doing nothing. | + | The belligerent sides prepared, and Sikandar called [[people:cabastard|caBastard]] to moderate the battle. The moderator accepted, and as requested he took the soldiers to a neutral battlefield near Isla de Breivik that consisted of 3 virgin and deserted islands. The coallition was places in the smallest one, where they armed a fort, and the Templar in the most ample one, where they wandered arround doing nothing. |
| Just before the battle started, AlphaBernd said he would aid the Templars in fight. He joined and everything was ready for the war. | Just before the battle started, AlphaBernd said he would aid the Templars in fight. He joined and everything was ready for the war. | ||
| - | caBastard announced the countdown for the battle to begin, but had to suppend it due Rushkaball getting a fucking cup fo tea. After caBastard saw Rushkaball active again and walking around the island, caBastard restarted the countdown and so <del>the battle had officially begun.</del> nothing has begun, because [[people:cabastard|the Mexican mod]] "forgot" to tell Rushka that he still needs to transfer the coalition to the island. | + | caBastard announced the countdown for the battle to begin, but had to suspend it due Rushkaball getting a fucking cup of tea. After caBastard saw Rushkaball active again and walking around the island, caBastard restarted the countdown and so the battle officially began. |
| === The Battle === | === The Battle === | ||
| - | The Coallition immediately started shooting arrows at the island between the Templar's island and the Coallition's island. This neutral island was being occupied by spectators who ran for their lives as coallition soldiers shot them thinking they were templar members. | + | The Coalition immediately started shooting arrows at the island between the Templar's island and the Coallition's island. This neutral island was being occupied by spectators who ran for their lives as coallition soldiers shot them thinking they were templar members. |
| - | After being told by caBastard that they were shooting the wrong people, coallition soldiers imediately swam to the Templar's island. After they arrived they engaged combat with the two Templars and AlphaBernd. Rushkaball, not even noticing that the battle has began, thanks to [[people:cabastard|the Mexican mod]], was first brutally backstabbed by YugoTexas and then finished by Sikandar, and Awesome was killed by Hopekka, AlphaBernd killed Eagle1, both YugoTexas and Sikandar were killed by AlphaBernd (although Yugo denies, this; further investigation is needed). The last part of the battle consisted of midriatic and Hoppeka trying to kill AlphaBernd, which seemed to be nearly impossible because of sacred divinity in AlphaBernd's blood. In confusion, AlphaBernd didn't know who to kill, until the battle moderator let him know who they were. AlphaBernd killed midriatic and Hopekka surrendered by leaving the place. | + | After being told by caBastard that they were shooting the wrong people, coalition soldiers immediately swam to the Templar's island. After they arrived they engaged combat in with the two Templars and AlphaBernd. Rushkaball was killed by Hopukka, and awesome was killed by Sikandar, AlphaBernd killed Eagle1, both YugoTexas and Sikandar were killed by AlphaBernd (although Yugo denies, this; further investigation is needed). The last part of the battle consisted of midriatic and Hopukka trying to kill AlphaBernd, which seemed to be nearly impossible because of sacred divinity in AlphaBernd's blood. In confusion, AlphaBernd didn't know who to kill, until the battle moderator let him know who they were. AlphaBernd killed midriatic and Hopukka surrendered by leaving the place. |
| ===== The aftermath ===== | ===== The aftermath ===== | ||
| - | Following his death, Rushkaball started <del>complaining</del> objecting about <del>never reading the countdown</del> not knowing, that [[people:cabastard|the Mexican mod]] won't hold a second count down, after the coalition arrives to the island and even not knowing that it WAS on another island and that the countdown never happened, accussing caBastard of sabotaging his battle. Rushkaball was banned for <del>not shutting the fuck up</del> showing the server ] a true lying face of [[people:cabastard|the Mexican mod]]. | + | Following his death, Rushkaball started complaining about never reading the countdown and that the countdown never happened, accussing caBastard of sabotaging his battle. Rushkaball was banned for not shutting the fuck up. |
| === Reactions === | === Reactions === | ||
| - | The coallition started calling AlphaBernd a faggot. Nobody really cared though. Sikandar was asking to be permabanned and YugoTexas wouldn't shut the fuck up in chat. After getting banned in IRC by AlphaBernd, YugoTexas logged in again to not shut the fuck up even more. Sikandar constantly killed himslelf in lava and threatened AlphaBernd of griefing Kurwa in order to get banned. Ghoul then proceeded to ban them both and silence finally came to the server. | + | The coalition started calling AlphaBernd a faggot. Nobody really cared though. Sikandar was asking to be permabanned and YugoTexas wouldn't shut the fuck up in chat. After getting banned in IRC by AlphaBernd, YugoTexas logged in again to not shut the fuck up even more. Sikandar constantly killed himself in lava and threatened AlphaBernd to grief Kurwa in order to get banned. Ghoul then proceeded to ban them both and silence finally came to the server. |
| - | GHOST_BONER managed to take a shit in woods and smear it into his battle armer that he swore never to dawn again. | + | GHOST_BONER managed to take a shit in woods and smear it into his battle armer that he swore never to don again. |
| === Following Battle(s) === | === Following Battle(s) === | ||