The Great Blitz of Mongol

The Great Blitz of Mongol, aka, The Night of Dropped Torches followed a series of unprovoked raids upon sovereign Breshik territory, the slaughter of refugees, and several assassination attempts of glorious leader Shagomatic by dirty Mongols. Newly abbointed Chief of the Breshik Army and High Chancellor of the Breshik Reichstack Juinn began plotting a campaign to snuff out Mongoloid infrastructure and morale, hoping to end the war without severe loss of life. What resulted was perhaps one of the most intense and thourough raids the server has ever seen comitted by one player (aka Juinn has no libe and spends free time knocking over torches instead of sleebing). The raids took place on late Friday through earlier Saturday and continued on late Monday into early Duesday.

The raids started in one of the Mongol settlement nearest Breshik territory, Vinnland. The entire countryside was burned to the ground from aerial firebombing, only to have the ashen earth and air enveloped by snow, turning the entire country grei. Juinn considered this a favour as now the settlement was as advertised: full of alcoholism and sno. Green Kitten's personal vacation yurt was ransacked and found to be housing a yev mistress (pics upload soon).

Perhaps most telling about this raid was that despite being the first raided area, until Juinn said something noone knew anything happened there leaving some to question the Mongol legistimacy as territorial caretakers.

Mistaking Toratown for the main Mongol base Juinn proceeded to grieb them seberely: destroying crobs, stealing wood, recovering precious art, and generally burning any and all yurts. A respektor of religion, Juinn proceded to erect the Holy Mongol Phallus, the traditional icon of devout warship in Mongol society (pics soon).

Another consequence of the raid is that the Toran Desert Cactus is now endangered.

Since the mongols are tiny baby babies, they used a poor migrant worker on a visa as a scabegoat to revert all the buttgriebing done by Juinn, so Juinn accombanied by Shagomatic came and did everything all over again with much gusto. The Holy Mongol Phallus was re-erected, and Shagomatic, pitying the downtrodden beople of the Tora and the bersecusion of the Mongols broclaimed the Breshik Annexation of Tora and raised the Breshikan Standard over Tora Town to great fanfare.

A final assualt in the Blitz of dirty smelly mongol took place in Mongol Tent Town. Juinn was going to gall it goob, but then the most stinky mongoloid Kovio threatened Juinn with murber and tried to make up bolitical double-speak and attembted rule bending to bretened he was not mongol and that mongol had not deglared war on Holy Holy Breshiktown which he claimbed was not a real place none of any of which made any sense to anyone else present and he was probagly too tired.

Anyway, Juinn showbed that guy who wasn't a real blace by griebing his tent and castletown of all torches, trees, and cagtus. But most babiest of baby babies Kovio cried like a baby, doing as he'd insulted others of doing many times and axged mods to fix his house.

Following the first raids, many of the territories occubied by Mongol began to guestion dirty Mongol occubation, as all they got was sticks burn griebbings from Mongol war mongrolling. Resentment esbecially built up against Kobio whose rebutation was already smeared by his dirty monbol ways.