Night of the Long Butthurt

Night of the Long Butthurt part of the Mongol Wars
Artist's Rendition
Date	1-5-12
Location	Badfacia
Result	Ambiguous, Ban of Khanum_Chen
Belligerents
Katten Khanate	Badfacia
Leaders and Commanders
Sikandar	TACO_TOWN
K_Chris
Strength
3	4
Loses
1	2

Everyone is butthurt

Sikandar was gloating like a faggot about how he stole all of Badface's coal. TACO_TOWN thought he'd try and be slick, and said he wanted to pay off the mongols to prevent further raids. He first tried to lure them into Badface but then settled on meeting at spawn. Khanum Chen was sent to retrieve the goods.

Apparently TACO_TOWN doesn't know how to throw potions or some shit. After killing Khanum Chen, he ran to a nether portal being pursued by Sikandar and K_Chris seeking revenge. The Mongols called off the chase and regrouped at spawn, which cued TACO_TOWN to try and catch the mongols off-guard. Light on their feet, the mongols reacted instantly and chased him into the sea, where he chose to drown rather than be slain at the hands of the mongols.

TACO_TOWN was visibly upset and bawled about getting his enchanted shit back and how he wanted his coal despite saying he didn't give a fuck about it just before the assault. K_Chris, fearing the consequences and carrying the lion's share of the loot, gave back every item he acquired. Khanum Chen, missing the fight, went on a rampage in Badface, dyeing all of the sheep white and killing Tangaloa multiple times without provocation. Elkku's cat was killed in a moment of buttfrustration at the lack of mod intervention in the griebing.

Some people probably felt betrayed, mongol PR was hurt, along with virgin Badfacian butts

I'm pretty sure we got more loot from Badface than they got from us. All of the sheep in Badface were ethnically cleansed leading to a harmonious white sheep society, courtesy of Khanum Chen. Debts were paid to Tangaloa, and the sheep redyed.