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 ^           //​**Massacre of Nova Avence**// ​          ^^ ^           //​**Massacre of Nova Avence**// ​          ^^
 | {{http://​dev-urandom.eu/​lib/​exe/​fetch.php/​battles:​kroenung3.png?​300}} || | {{http://​dev-urandom.eu/​lib/​exe/​fetch.php/​battles:​kroenung3.png?​300}} ||
-| Shakomatic being crowned Emperor by the Pope ||+| Shakomatic being crowned Emperor by the Poep ||
 | Dates | 09-02-13 | | Dates | 09-02-13 |
 | Location| Nova Avence, Breshik | | Location| Nova Avence, Breshik |
-| Result | Widespread ​Destruction ​|+| Result | Widespread ​Fun |
 ^  Belligerents ​ || ^  Belligerents ​ ||
 | {{:​nations:​breshikflag.png?​22|Flag}}Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik | {{http://​i.imgur.com/​7Oz9AGk.png|Flag}}Black Skull Society | | {{:​nations:​breshikflag.png?​22|Flag}}Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik | {{http://​i.imgur.com/​7Oz9AGk.png|Flag}}Black Skull Society |
 ^  Leaders and Commanders ​ || ^  Leaders and Commanders ​ ||
-| {{:​nations:​breshikflag.png?​22|Flag}}Shakomatic| {{http://www.windrushkites.co.uk/​ekmps/​shops/​windrushkites/​images/german-ss-flag-1933-p.png?22}}areteee \\ {{http://​i.imgur.com/​7Oz9AGk.png|Flag}}K_Chris |+| {{:​nations:​breshikflag.png?​22|Flag}}Shakomatic| {{http://i.imgur.com/7Oz9AGk.png|Flag}}areteee \\ {{http://​i.imgur.com/​7Oz9AGk.png|Flag}}K_Chris |
 ^  Strength ​ || ^  Strength ​ ||
 | a lot | 2, and 2 Withers | | a lot | 2, and 2 Withers |
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 </​WRAP>​ </​WRAP>​
  
-During the Coronation of the false Emperor, areteee ​sent two Withers to destroy Nova Avence.+During the Coronation of Shakomatic as the Emperor ​of Breshik, terrorist ​areteee ​unleashed ​two Withers to destroy Nova Avence.
  
 ===== Background ===== ===== Background =====
-write +[[people:​shakomatic:​start|Shakomatic]] had furnished a throne room in Castle Valgisk and requested the [[people:​rosenmann|Poep]] to formally crown him <​del>​Emperor</​del>​ “Kaiser” and to inaugurate the new Breshikan empire formed from the [[nations:​kingdom_of_nova_avence|Apostolic Kingdom of Avence]]. In celebration,​ he invited everyone playing to come to the Avencian throne room to observe the coronation, to take place 30 minutes after it was declared. 
-pretext + 
-here+==== Black Skull Society'​s plot uncovered ==== 
 +In a show of goodwill, Shakomatic overcame his dislike for him and invited even K_Chris—excommunicated from the House of Breshik—to the ceremony. K_Chris immediately began to scheme together with aretee how to ruin the ceremony. Their conspiring chatter did not go unnoticed however; te3 chose to investigate the matter, and kicked the two of them when he discovered the skulls they were stockpiling. 
 +<​file>​ 
 +[23:49:29] <​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ aretee how many more of those do you have 
 +[23:49:35] <​autism>​ <​areteee>​ a chest 
 +[23:49:41] <​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ on your person I mean 
 +[23:49:45] <​autism>​ <​areteee>​ 1488 
 +[23:49:51] <​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ great 
 +[23:49:56] <PPA> I hope those aren't Potions of Harming you're talking about :V 
 +[23:50:24] <​autism>​ <​Hinoarashi>​ yo 
 +[23:50:25] <​autism>​ [areteee was KICKED (You have been kicked Reason: actually those are wither skulls )] 
 +[23:50:26] <​autism>​ [areteee disconnected] 
 +[23:50:36] <​areteee>​ >>>>>​ 
 +[23:50:39] <​autism>​ [areteee connected] 
 +[23:50:40] <​autism>​ [Killer_Chris was KICKED (You have been kicked Reason: I seriously hope you guys don't do this )] 
 +[23:50:41] <​autism>​ [Killer_Chris disconnected] 
 +</​file>​ 
 +They ignored the admin'​s stern warning and went ahead with the plan anyway. #YOLO 
 ===== Before The Battle ===== ===== Before The Battle =====
 +[[people:​K_Chris|Chris]] was contacted by [[people:​areteee|der führer]] who had a plan to totally fuck up everything for the lols. Chris asked the admins if they were allowed to attack Avence with a Wither, and the admins responded no. Having never given a shit, Chris and Areteee made a journey to the Capital city of the Breshikan Empire, and began planning. On their way, a girl who has a crush on Chris and Areteee gave the 1488% white Aryans some potions and eggs to fuck with Breshik.\\
 +30 minutes passed and Rosenmann began the ceremony. K_Chris was told not to cause any trouble, and areteee slowly moved away from the ceremony to begin laying the trap.
 +=== The Ceremony ===
 +| {{:​battles:​kroenung1.png?​214}} {{:​battles:​kroenung2.png?​214}} | {{:​battles:​kroenung3.png?​214}} {{:​battles:​kroenung4.png?​214}}|
 +|  Shakomatic entering the throne room.  |  The coronation ceremony. ​ |
 +Many players had assembled in the newly-built throne room of Castle Valgisk; te3 had come to watch over the procedure, and offered to teleport anyone who wanted to attend to Nova Avence. When the [[http://​www.youtube.com/​watch?​v=qHV5OAFRl9Y|music]] started playing, Rosenmann introduced Shakomatic, who solemnly entered the hall and stepped towards his throne. Rosenmann spoke words of blessing and <​del>​threw the crown on the ground and Shako absorbed it</​del>​ laid the crown upon Shakomatic'​s head. The procedure was watched over by the [[people:​tetete|Holy Ghost]].
 +==== The Battle ====
 |{{http://​i.imgur.com/​fjUF10I.png?​300}}| |{{http://​i.imgur.com/​fjUF10I.png?​300}}|
 | K_Chris declaring the attack | | K_Chris declaring the attack |
-=== The Battle === +When Shakomatic turned around to address the attendants, the sky suddenly darkened and a lifebar appeared at the top of the screen. With the call of "Gott Erhalte Chris den Kaiser",​ areteee set off two Withers which burst out form under the throne, immediately killing half of the guests. They destroyed the Breshikan throne room, and began wreaking havoc on the imperial city.   
-write of +| {{:​battles:​kroenung5.png?​285}} {{:​battles:​kroenung6.png?​285}} {{:​battles:​kroenung7.png?​285}} | 
-shity battle for shitty egos +| The throne being destroyed by the demons within | 
-here+\\ 
 +areteee donned his sword, bow, and armor and began murdering the survivors. [[people:​tetete|God]],​ who teleported people back to Nova Avence on request, observed the battle ​and began making everyone invisible to satisfy his perversions. Unable to tell friend from foe, those without a Nodus client started engaging and killing others at random, only worsening the chaos. K_Chris mysteriously vanished and areteee killed every single Breshikan a thousand times. The Badface Company Mercenaries arrived and succeeded in significantly increasing the amount of death chests in the aftermath of the battle (most of which belonged to mercenaries,​ the others belonging to those caught in crossfire). The battle-weary Aryan was finally slain by a damaged stone axe taken from Nova Avence'​s “alms ​for the poor”-chest.
 ===== The aftermath ===== ===== The aftermath =====
-write the +After aretee and K_Chris had been slain, ​the survivors had to gather their loot from among the ruins of a badly damaged Nova Avence. Fireseeker was un-banned prematurely so he could inspect the damages. 
-drama +
-here+
 === Reactions === === Reactions ===
-write the +Everyone thought it was bretty gud 10/10
-rage +
-here+
 === Following Battle(s) === === Following Battle(s) ===
-write the +more to come
-retaliation(s) +
-here+
 ===== Damages ===== ===== Damages =====
-write about the +Nova Avence lay wasted. The throne room was destroyed; gaping craters lined the pavement; buildings had been blown up; death chest upon death chest stacked in the city's alleys; and rampant fires illuminated the city's ruins.  
-missing horses +|{{:​battles:​kroenung9.png?​427}}| 
-here+| The remains of the throne room. | 
 + 
 +===== Log ===== 
 +<​hidden>​ 
 +<​file>​ 
 +Crowning ceremony: 
 +00:03:03 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ Shakomatic, Kaiser of Breshikan Empire 
 +00:03:08 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ please come in 
 +00:03:22 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ May the God grace shine upon you 
 +00:03:26 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ and upon your lands 
 +00:03:45 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ may this crown be sign of your power 
 +00:03:48 <​autism>​ <​RebelBaron>​ >throws the crown on the ground 
 +00:03:58 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ >there is no other way 
 +00:04:01 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ also 
 +00:04:03 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ polish manners 
 +00:04:12 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ may the Rosen advice be always with you 
 +00:04:12 <​autism>​ <te3> can I be the holy ghost? 
 +00:04:18 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ te3 yes 
 +00:04:19 <​autism>​ <​Shakomatic>​ I live to serve my fellow minecrafter 
 +00:04:25 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ Shakomatic, please take a look at me 
 +00:04:25 <​autism>​ <​Shakomatic>​ and my fellow Breshikan! 
 +00:04:26 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ ... 
 +00:04:30 <​autism>​ <​RebelBaron>​ >​Wither 
 +00:04:31 <​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ GOTT ERHALTE CHRIS DEN KAISER 
 +00:04:32 <​autism>​ <​RebelBaron>​ >Oh shit 
 +00:04:38 <​autism>​ P_P_A was slain by Wither 
 +00:04:39 <​autism>​ <​darynu>​ BRESHIK!!! WOO 
 +00:04:39 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by areteee 
 +00:04:43 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ woo 
 +00:04:47 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ oh dog 
 +00:04:47 <​autism>​ TheDookie was slain by areteee 
 +00:04:48 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ ./r/ ban 
 +00:04:50 <PPA> I am laughing so hard 
 +00:04:53 <​autism>​ <​darynu>​ someone said dog 
 +00:04:53 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by areteee 
 +00:04:54 <​autism>​ <​RebelBaron>​ Lol 
 +00:04:54 <​autism>​ <​Shakomatic>​ TO ARMS 
 +00:04:55 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ areteee what the fuck 
 +00:04:56 <​autism>​ <te3> TERRORISTS 
 +00:04:56 <​autism>​ RebelBaron withered away 
 +00:04:57 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ fug u 
 +00:04:58 <​autism>​ <​darynu>​ were they addressing me 
 +00:04:58 <​autism>​ Killer_Chris withered away 
 +00:05:04 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ that was wonderful 
 +00:05:06 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ fug u areteee 
 +00:05:07 <​autism>​ <​RebelBaron>​ Can I get a TP again? 
 +00:05:12 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ me too please 
 +00:05:12 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ tp pls 
 +00:05:13 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ gibe tp 
 +00:05:16 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ I need to see that 
 +00:05:27 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ I made screenshots of everything 
 +00:05:30 <​autism>​ Shakomatic was slain by areteee 
 +00:05:31 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ will upload them 
 +00:05:38 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ mkay 
 + 
 +[chaos ensues, log shortened massively] 
 +00:05:39 <​autism>​ P_P_A was slain by Wither 
 +00:06:08 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by Wither 
 +00:06:42 <​autism>​ P_P_A withered away 
 +00:06:44 <​autism>​ Shakomatic burned to death 
 +00:06:44 <​autism>​ TheDookie withered away 
 +00:06:57 <​autism>​ Shakomatic hit the ground too hard 
 +00:07:44 <​autism>​ RebelBaron was slain by Wither 
 +00:07:52 <​autism>​ Rosenmann withered away 
 +00:08:19 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ yolo 
 +00:08:29 <​autism>​ <​Spartan216>​ that was the best coronation ive ever been to 
 +00:08:48 <​autism>​ TheDookie was slain by Wither 
 +00:08:56 <​autism>​ Shakomatic was slain by areteee 
 +00:09:15 <​autism>​ Shakomatic hit the ground too hard 
 +00:09:18 <​autism>​ Rosenmann withered away 
 +00:09:39 <​autism>​ TheDookie withered away 
 +00:14:30 <​autism>​ Kitty4fun was slain by areteee 
 +00:15:03 <​autism>​ P_P_A tried to swim in lava 
 +00:18:49 <​autism>​ darynu was slain by areteee 
 +00:21:21 <​autism>​ Minuke_00 was slain by areteee 
 +00:21:24 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by areteee 
 +00:22:20 <​autism>​ Shakomatic was slain by areteee 
 +00:22:31 <​autism>​ <te3> I know what to do 
 +00:22:37 <​autism>​ darynu was slain by areteee 
 +00:22:40 <​autism>​ <te3> invis splash potions for everybody 
 +00:23:10 <​autism>​ Minuke_00 was slain by areteee 
 +00:23:18 <​autism>​ Rosenmann burned to death 
 +00:23:25 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by areteee 
 +00:23:40 <​autism>​ TheDookie was slain by areteee 
 +00:23:51 <​autism>​ Kitty4fun burned to death 
 +00:23:51 <​autism>​ Shakomatic hit the ground too hard 
 +00:24:15 <​autism>​ TheDookie was slain by Shakomatic 
 +00:24:27 <​autism>​ Shakomatic was slain by Rosenmann 
 +00:24:32 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by areteee 
 +00:24:44 <​autism>​ Shakomatic was slain by areteee 
 +00:24:45 <​autism>​ Kitty4fun was slain by wickedsparrow 
 +00:26:31 <​autism>​ Flakese blew up 
 +00:26:44 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by areteee 
 +00:27:02 <​autism>​ Spartan216 went up in flames 
 +00:27:12 <​autism>​ Shakomatic burned to death 
 +00:27:20 <​autism>​ Flakese was slain by areteee 
 +00:27:44 <​autism>​ Minuke_00 was slain by P_P_A 
 +00:27:49 <​autism>​ darynu was slain by areteee 
 +00:28:17 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by areteee 
 +00:29:26 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by areteee 
 +00:29:33 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by Shakomatic 
 +00:30:03 <​autism>​ darynu was slain by areteee 
 +00:30:16 <​autism>​ Shakomatic hit the ground too hard 
 +00:30:27 <​autism>​ <​Buggernuts>​ SHAKO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR EGO GETS TOO BIG 
 +00:30:29 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by Kitty4fun 
 +00:30:31 <​autism>​ <​Buggernuts>​ YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS 
 +00:30:42 <​autism>​ Kitty4fun was shot by areteee 
 +00:30:45 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was shot by areteee 
 +00:31:22 <​autism>​ P_P_A was slain by areteee 
 +00:32:14 <​autism>​ <​Buggernuts>​ So I'm guessing Nova Avence is BLOWING UP in popularity huh Shako? 
 +00:32:22 <​autism>​ P_P_A was slain by areteee 
 +00:33:51 <​autism>​ Flakese was slain by Killer_Chris 
 +00:33:53 <​autism>​ darynu was shot by areteee 
 +00:34:13 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by areteee 
 +00:34:18 <​autism>​ P_P_A burned to death 
 +00:35:34 <​autism>​ Killer_Chris was killed by Killer_Chris 
 +00:36:03 <​autism>​ Kitty4fun burned to death 
 +00:36:23 <​autism>​ <​Shakomatic>​ i JUST REALIZED MY CITY IS A RUEIN 
 +00:36:54 <​autism>​ Minuke_00 was shot by areteee 
 +00:37:16 <​autism>​ P_P_A was slain by areteee 
 +00:38:04 <​autism>​ areteee was slain by P_P_A 
 +00:38:06 <​autism>​ <​Minuke_00>​ No 
 +00:38:08 <​autism>​ <​Flakese>​ haggerhomos 
 +00:38:08 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ HAHAHAHAHA 
 +00:38:10 <​autism>​ <​areteee>​ NOOOOOOOOOOO 
 +00:38:10 <​autism>​ <te3> noice 
 +00:38:17 <​autism>​ <​darynu>​ FINAL FUCKIN LEE 
 +00:38:38 <​autism>​ Killer_Chris was slain by Shakomatic 
 +[pretty much the end] 
 +</​file>​ 
 +</​hidden>​ 
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